This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch.

slayboybunny:

y’all haters of the word ‘yall” need to cut it out cuz y’all is actually the perfect blend of casualness and gender neutrality when referring to a group of ppl and i will be liberated in everything y’all stands for whether y’all like it or not

hey everyone

taggedrne:

im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!

harrystylesdildo:

After hugging someone who isn’t wearing deodorant 

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surprisedbitch:

*gets 50 notes on a text post*

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zeymar:

me looking cute as hell at 7am

littleredpartydress:

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he looks like a 75 year old woman with a meth addiction

After working crazy hours at work I’m back to doing my REAL job, harassing babyfools

  1. *male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
  2. everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
  3. *female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
  4. everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol
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